She: Hello, you have called [somewhere], this is [someone], how may I help you?
Me: Hello. I’d like to do [something] please.
She: OK. What’s your name?
Me: My last name is “Daneshvar”, that is “D”, “A”, “N”, “E”, “S”, “H”, “V”, “A”, “R”.
She: “B”… “A”… “M”…
Me: Oh no, “D” as in… as in… Dragon!
She: Ow, “D”… OK… “D”, “A”, “M”…
Me: No, “N” as… as… Neurology!
She: “N”, “D”, “A”?!
Me: No, “D”, “A”, “N”.
She: OK… “D”, “A”, “N”…
Me: “E”, “S” as Star, “H”.
She: Uhum…
Me: “V”, “A”, “R”.
She: OK, it’s “D”, “A”, “N”, “S”, “H”, “V”…
Me: No No, it’s “D”, “A”, “N”, “E”, “S”, “H”
She: Does it have two “D”, “A”, “N”s?!
Me: No, only one! Let me start from the beginning. “D” as in… Determination,
She: “D”… OK…
Me: “A” as in… All-you-can-eat!
She: Uhum…
Me: “N” as in Neurobiology.
She: OK.
Me: “E” as in… Elvis Presley, “S” as in Sanitation, “H” as in… Homosexual!
She: Aha…
Me: “V” as in Versatile, “A” as in… Anthropology, “R” as… as… Reunification. That’s it!
She: Phew… OK
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بله، مهاجرت به اون سادگی‌ها هم نیست!